Elbicivni Em.

I wish I own an invisibility cloak. Then I can work wonders with it!

I can watch my eye candy at work whenever and wherever I want to. I saw him at school today, by the way. FINALLY! After one long week without any news from him. Please update your blog, Timo! But at least I can still see him on Friendster and Facebook. Because we’re officially friends!

Gee, I never thought friends had to be made official.

Well, eye candy joined his canoe team for static training today. Gosh, Timo is still as hot as ever. I must show you a picture of him someday. Be amazed! BWAHAHA. Funny how I feel like some perverse stalker.

Okay, back to what I was saying.

With the invisibility cloak, I can stalk my Beloved up his room. I can travel without paying any ticket fares. I can do loads, seriously. I can watch my Beloved as he goes into slumber land too. How sweet, right?

Okay, maybe this whole invisibility nonsense is getting too far fetched.

I know. I should really get a life.

That’s because I can’t wait for my camps on hand to be over. Three freaking camps to go before school starts! That is so disgustingly annoying! It’s sucking up my own free time and my family time. I hate having to prioritize school before family, that shouldn’t be the way, you know.

But anyway!

I’m feeling rather bouncy tonight (emo, at first) because my best friend’s home!

OH! YAYNESS.

I’m so happy to have him back by my side. I’ve got loads to bombard him with. Two weeks without him (screw the army, please) is enough to kill me. I wish I can take him to sleep with me tonight.

Sometimes, I wondered why I wasn’t feeling this way when he was studying in Australia back then. It was an entire year being thousands of miles apart from him.

But that’s not the point.

At least I have my best friend back now! He’s my happiness pill.

I love my best friend!

AND HE LOVES ME TOO (:

Nil Sine Labore?

A bunch of Victorians are camping over at my place (my Brother’s friends) but they don’t express the kind of Victorian spirit I see in the Victorians I normally hang out with.

It’s E-Learning for the next two days but they’re actually fooling around, doing some occasional trial and error with their math sums (elimination method of algebraic equations). And they’re asking me for help! All except my own Brother, who seems interestingly interested in playing with our alienated Maltese-mixed bred puppy only.

The two boys (whom my Brother affectionately labels as buddies) call me by my name (and surname) with hardly any respect for me! So I feigned ignorance. Until they pleaded with me, HAH. And I realised how they hated literature and all the Macbeth theories. Well, at the rate they’re going, I think they’re not going to pass this E-Learning phase.

They talk about drinking beer (Tiger and Carlsburg) and even bought Jolly Shandy home. Mom’s gonna scream if she sees that can of 0.01% alcoholic lemonade by the kitchen sink.

Hopefully, this cheekiness (and foolishness) from my Brother and friends ceases to exist once they realise the importance of Secondary 2 streaming and stop failing their math (or any other subject). Come on, no matter how much I hated numbers in those days, I never flunked any subject in lower secondary!

Cheeky Victorians. Corrupted minds.

“Nothing without labour. Thy sons are we.”

Seriously, what has happened to Nil Sine Labore or even the Victorian Anthem, which the boys so proudly sing?!

Okay, maybe I’m being too much of a nosy parker.

But, still.

-Shakes head-

Tsktsktsk.

Diet? Nah, not now.

The binge syndrome has overwhelmed me completely, so much so that I’m beginning to surrender my white flag and say, “Okay, tempt me all you want with food. You win.”

Gosh, this fattening feeling is bad.

The thought of a bigger tummy kills me.

But for now, food is satisfying and gratifying.

I stocked up on snacks on my way home from school just now. There were two packs of prawn crackers (barbecue and black pepper flavoured), two packs of sour cream and onion rice crackers, one big pack of Maggi curry noodles, Rocky Mountain marshmallows and a MARS Easter Egg set (comprising of one large Easter egg and two bars of MARS chocolates).

I wanted to get the Maltesers or Toblerone Easter Egg sets instead but I’ve been suffering from a budget deficit lately. I need to get my pay soon. And I need a stable part time job when school reopens.

Well, I’ve finished the marshmallows already. And a pack of the rice crackers too. I’m thinking of cooking the noodles after I’m done with this entry.

The guys are so gonna kill me when I start calling them up to work out with me if they find out I’ve been putting unnecessary weight because of all the binging. Fats just love my butt and my tummy, nowhere else. How annoying.

I really don’t know what’s the reason behind this sudden binge.

But I’m enjoying it, so to speak.

For now.